Christina. 28. Asexual. Queer. They/Them.
  • pjharvey

    apparently male spiders in many species have evolved a behavior to catapult away from females after sex to avoid getting eaten but then many of these spiders will go back to the same females as before and attempt to have sex with them again 😭

  • pjharvey

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    spiders are incredible it’s baffling to me that people hate them. like are you hearing this.

  • cherrybuttermilk

    want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)

  • agoofyman asked:

    do you think you could get a post to 1 million likes

  • there are only 300 tumblr users

  • straycatj

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    ああそう…あんけーとのこたえ でたの…

    Ah...the questionnaire had been closed...

  • straycatj

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    おかさん Jせんせ

    そろそろこふを オトナはんさむと みとめるでち

    Hey mom and master J, you now should accept the fact kofu am a mature handsome

  • odekirk

    don't let safe gay sex stop you from donating blood. just lie

  • straycatj

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    皆さんソバは くったですかね

    Have you already had a bowl of soba?

  • iggykoopa666

    calling every gnc cis person you see an "egg waiting to crack" even as a joke is not cool or funny at all actually it is extremely invasive and weird and you are just reinventing gender roles but making it "progressive"

  • iggykoopa666

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    is it just me or is this is an extremely weird thing to say about a random stranger based on nothing but a snippet of an eavesdropped conversation

  • hornpoint

    i love that stupid double fisted overhead punch they always do on star trek

  • hornpoint

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    fuck your life

  • weeniebagel

    best part of it is that the person doing it almost always is the one who wins the fight

  • gendernewtral

    how could you not include this part

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  • unclefather

    take this! heres ASS

  • straycatj

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    きょうのゆうメシは たいととなのよ

    Today's dinner will be a sea bream!